Sixto, the Extraordinary Cat

I know that people can be boring about their pets at times, almost as boring as they are about their children’s potty achievements, but Sixto is actually a really extraordinary cat. Truly. One night Sally was tossing him a wadded up piece of paper, his favorite toy. Suddenly, he brought it back to her. She threw it again. Again he brought it back. Again and again. Imagine that, a retrieving cat, self motivated. Or course he looks absolutely adorable, trotting back with the paper I his mouth. He also passes gas occasionally which is no t so cute. I think he needs a new, lass gas producing sort of food. This condition is also extraordinary, but not adorable.